here be monsters

You can tell I'm obssessed with flower crowns

Grace

• pink carnations (a mother's love)

Luther

• white gladiolus (integrity, strength, innocence)

• lavender (purity, silence, devotion)

Diego

• marigolds (passion, creativity, cruelty, grief, jealousy)

• red dahlias (following your own path, strength)

Allison

• amaryllis (determination, beauty, strength, pride)

• iris (faith, hope, wisdom)

Klaus

• purple carnations (capriciousness)

• daffodils (rebirth, new beginnings)

Five

• zinnias (an absent friend)

• forget-me-not (don't forget me)

Ben

• poppy (peace in death, remembering the fallen warriors)

• morning glory (mortality of life)

Vanya

• purple hyacinth (sorrow, forgive me)

I literally have nothing new to add to these; they just made me smile. And obviously, spoilers if you haven’t see it!

Allison not hesitating for a SECOND to jump into the pool while reuniting with Klaus!!

The whole family getting into the car with Vanya to help Harlan. Just. *chef’s kiss*

“Hey, Diego. Can’t say hi to nobody?” “hi allison.” “What was that?” “HI ALLISON.”

Ben (as Klaus) reuniting with and hugging Diego

Let’s be real, Ben was the real hero of this season. He’s dead and still prevented a nuclear apocalypse by saving Vanya.

But Diego, Allison, and Klaus also trying? Beautiful.

Diego and Vanya chilling on the steps in the last episode

Five admitting that the entire time he was in the apocalypse alone he was worried about his family

The slow reveal that Klaus has become a legit cult leader

Ray’s biggest takeaway/surprise from Allison’s whole life story being that there was a black president

Ben telling Vanya to make sure that Klaus knew he wasn’t responsible for keeping Ben away from heaven 

Diego immediately leaving orientation

And then later lying to Five by telling him he passed the whole thing

Klaus being caught by those two cowboys

Five calling the Swedes the “IKEA Mafia”

...WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A PROBLEM IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD TO SIT THEIR ASS AT HOME BY LAW, AND GOT PAID ENOUGH MONEY TO DO SO

Instead, we are given NO laws with teeth requiring people to stay home except for the essentials, NO federal laws requiring masks (with some state governors banning mask requirements), and NO stipend for staying home, which is on purpose, because they want us DESPERATE to go back out and work. DURING A PANDEMIC.

THIS IS ALMOST ENTIRELY A GOVERNMENT-TRYING-TO-MURDER-US-FOR-PROFIT ISSUE.

Gordon is at a soul food restaurant. I use both the terms “soul food” and “restaurant” loosely. I just recovered from the ladies praying that Gordon doesn’t “succumb to the chitlins”

We’re rolling. He succumbs.

The owner is cackling in the background as we see Gordon rush to the toilet to get violently ill.

The cackling continues. We grow worried for Chef Ramsay. Still. She cackles.

We may be witnessing a murder.

My beloved girl friend and I are frightened to the core of her ever growing cackle.

@missabigailhobbs turns to me to inform me that she is reminded of Nero playing the fiddle while Rome burns.

I did not question her. It came from her soul with the force of B ö N ë J U I C ë

Enter wise grandma.

We take a breath.