Organized Chaos

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“I want my wife”

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

you’re with your wife in the kitchen on a sunday, it’s about 11am and you’re making a cup of tea and buttering the toast whilst she’s making scrambled eggs and it’s sunny outside. neither of you remember what non binary means. all is well. 

Yosemite National Park  Inst @edraderphotography

Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!

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