Earth's Best Defender

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

four day weekend. shout out to jesus. sorry that happened

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

trauma dumpling

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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

i really haven't been right since the accident (my birth)

need to lounge in the bath like i’m a carrot stewing in a bowl of soup

do u think i could be happy eventually or is the curse forever

if youre feeling anxious during sex just imagine the other person is naked

poly shipping solves this

i bring a sort of "what if they had a threesome?" vibe to the shipping convo that both misogynists and homophobes dont like

it really is all in the wrist... writing. drawing. guitar. masturbating. et cetera...