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the-dark-lord-official

Good enough, but I ain't clearing out the thorns.

Nor am I, they add character.

miss-informant

Hello, Lord, I believe we are now neighbours, Lord, as you have moved into my previous Lord's forsaken fortress!

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the-dark-lord-official

Are you, the dark lord, human? Is miss informant?

I am unsure. I certainly possess abilities a human would not, so I will say it is most likely no longer so. As for the informant, I am uncertain of their humanity.

@miss-informant, would you care to inform us?

miss-informant

No, Lord, We are not human. Why do you ask?

the-dark-lord-official

Do you ever wonder why your informant keeps saying 'we'? Are sure this isn't more than one informant?

I simply assumed they use the royal we, however it’s entirely possible that the informant is a group of many.

miss-informant

We, Lord, used to be part of a group, back in the day, but, ahem, that was before the incident.

It's just me now! The Royal We is a habit, Lord.

the-dark-lord-official

Guards? Put that man’s blorbo in a situation. No no, do not tell him yet. If he expects it he will not be displeased.

the-dark-lord-official

Guards? Kill off the blorbo. No, wait, not yet. Let him see the enemy defeated before subverting his expectation by killing the blorbo suddenly.

miss-informant

We suggest, Guards, mischaracterising the blorbo! A torture most severe.

the-dark-lord-official

You are sadistic in all the best ways, informant.

miss-informant

We, Lord, learned from the best!

the-dark-lord-official

Guards? Put that man’s blorbo in a situation. No no, do not tell him yet. If he expects it he will not be displeased.

the-dark-lord-official

Guards? Kill off the blorbo. No, wait, not yet. Let him see the enemy defeated before subverting his expectation by killing the blorbo suddenly.

miss-informant

We suggest, Guards, mischaracterising the blorbo! A torture most severe.

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the-dark-lord-official

Thoughts on Rouxls Kaard?

The duke of puzzles. Disloyal, cowardly, arrogant and desperate all at once. I have a low opinion of him to say the least. He would not be of any high rank in my empire.

rouxls-kaard-officaleth

But i’m hotte…

gaypotatoman

but he's literally hot

the-dark-lord-official

I will not shout at a gay potato during pride month, but I cannot stress enough how little his physical appearance pleases people.

miss-informant

We, Lord, also have opinions on Rouxls Kaard's physical appearance!

somewhat-sentient-speedbump

I don’t get paid enough to deal with my coworkers.

Yesterday one of em‘ says he’s gonna play some emo music, so of course I was terribly excited!

He then proceeded to play sad country music…

😐🔪

the-dark-lord-official

Have you considered cursing his lineage to befall terrible fates before they reach 30 years of age?

miss-informant

We, Lord, must inquire, why 30? Do 31 year olds not also deserve terrible fates befalling them for the sins of their kin?

the-dark-lord-official

Thoughts on The Shadowed One?

I’m afraid I’m not versed on the lore of bionicles.

miss-informant

We, Lord, are very well versed in the Biological Chronicle! The Shadowed One, Lord, was sort of like a Mafia Boss of some sorts, who happened to have a long form conflict with The Makuta and his Brotherhood.

the-dark-lord-official

Do you know of Makuta Teridax?

After the use of the internet, I have a vague understanding of him. Surely formidable, but shows signs of arrogance, and arrogance is alike a gaping hole in your defence, like an unstable pillar. To damage the pillar is to bring all it holds down swiftly. There is no room for such oversight in world domination if your grasp is to hold.

miss-informant

We, Lord, agree, arrogance is a terrible flaw in such monumental plans, enough to have an entire planet of troubles crack your head open.

the-dark-lord-official

Happy month of pride, dear people of tumblr. May your festivities be plentiful and joyous. The dark lord and his empire wish you all a very enjoyable time. The empire welcomes all. We hope you all enjoy your time.

Have a very pleasant month,

-The dark lord

miss-informant

We thank you, Lord!

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not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

the-dark-lord-official

Is that so?

miss-informant

We, Lord, could call you our Liege if you, Lord would prefer it?

zeta-finnish

Evilin' it

the-dark-lord-official

Good evening.

miss-informant

We, Lord, suggest that perhaps it would be more accurate to say 'Evil Evening'.

the-dark-lord-official

Does the Informant have an actual rank in or role in your empire, or does she kind of just show up?

The informant is welcome in the empire, however I believe she is a free agent who simply assists me due to common interest. If I were to designate her a role, I suppose “Informant” would already be the correct term.

miss-informant

We, out of curiosity, would like to ask what you believe our common interest to be, Lord?

the-dark-lord-official

Vague world domination, information?

miss-informant

We, Lord, are mostly interested in gaining information to spread to anyone who will listen to it. Vague World Domination also seems interesting though, Lord.

the-dark-lord-official

Does the Informant have an actual rank in or role in your empire, or does she kind of just show up?

The informant is welcome in the empire, however I believe she is a free agent who simply assists me due to common interest. If I were to designate her a role, I suppose “Informant” would already be the correct term.

miss-informant

We, out of curiosity, would like to ask what you believe our common interest to be, Lord?

the-dark-lord-official

Is there a reason why your eyebrows are on the outside of your helmet?

I think you are mistaken, however I’m unsure if you are referring to the strange black gloom that pours from the helm or the iron crown I wear. Either way, I found this rather amusing.

miss-informant

We, Lord, believe the Anonymous Messenger may have been referring to those. What, may we enquire, are they, Lord?

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