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This is my creature.

Please enjoy him.

(His name is Scritch)

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we use horses to make glue.

and glitter glue?

well…..

why do you think the unicorns went extinct?

Happy 4th of July!!!

i love the 4th day of the month

and for this one they even do explosives!! :D

#america's 250th

guys, i think i‘ve figured out this whole romance thing 😌

#Carbon Steel

Dating someone? Of a different sex? IN PRIDE MONTH?

sounds homophobic to me-

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Dancing is hard, y‘all. had a 4 hour dance rehearsal and my feet are KILLING ME

#ow

HAPPY PRIDEEEEE

YOURE GAY!!!! EVEN IF YOU THINK YOURE NOT!!!

IM KNIGHTING YOU AS GAYYYYYY!!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

#lgbt pride #gay love

Life is quite strange right now….

#not a life is strange reference #like is just actually quite strange

I don’t get paid enough to deal with my coworkers.

Yesterday one of em‘ says he’s gonna play some emo music, so of course I was terribly excited!

He then proceeded to play sad country music…

😐🔪

#emo #coworkers

Times have changed.

#67 #69 #memes

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Every time I see these I remember the time that the youth pastor walked on me and his daughter taking shots of communion wine..

Good times.. good times.

#communion #memes #church

Bro, I went to the Kinki Idiot Fish market and EVERYONE knew you

#funny #memes #fish

I’m such a slut for 3 syllable words.

#surpentine can fukkin get it #memes

Me asking about my partner to other people:

Omg! I love them 😍 I’m gonna marry them 🥰 they’re my favorite person in the world 😘

Me talking to my partner:

#funny #gay love #memes

Sleep is supposed to be restful. The AUDACITY I have to wake up tired…..

This is a fukkin scam.

#i need sleep #but sleep isn’t working

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It’s April First!!!! Time to make my father regret my creation! :D

#im gonna scare the shit out of that old ass man #april fools #funny

I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.

#sonic the hedgehog #memes #funny #i miss my partner

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