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Darcy, to Wanda: You have a whole damn orchestra going in your head.

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Peter: Being in the Avengers is like having Muhammad Ali on your team.

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Bucky: *looking at his goats* ...6 out of the next 4 will be named Maddie.

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*after a mission which was ruined by Clint sneezing at a bad time*

Natasha: Oh, I’m sorry the stratosphere makes your nasal cavity dance.

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Natasha: Don’t you two hate sharing the same and only brain cell?

Steve and Bucky, at the same time: *sighs* Yeah...

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Pepper: it’s from 9 to 4 on Sunday.

Tony, vodka in hand: that’s peak Jesus hours.

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“Hey, uh. Last night. I speared a possum.. with a piece of rebar.”

Thor, after accidentally stabbing Rocket the night before

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Steve: *throws the shield*

Peter: The disc life never stops.

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Natasha: Listen, I’ll be frank with you..

Steve: *whispers to Bucky* Who’s Frank?

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“I don’t throw people under the bus; I throw them at the bus.”

Bucky Barnes

to Jasper Sitwell right before he threw him into the path of oncoming traffic

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Peter, visibly upset: I tried to remember what my mom looked like, but all I could picture was big bird.

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“I like to be sad in my spare time.”

Tony Stark

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Peter: Hey, Mr. Stark? Is corn a fruit?

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a personal reaction

#this is my other account so we’ll just put this riiiight here

in case you ever wonder what the quote crew gets up to.

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Steve: Get your finger out of your mouth.

Bucky: *high pitched voice* It tastes like meat!

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Doctor Strange: *multiplies*

Peter Parker: *gasps* He multiplied! He's an amoeba!

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Tania figured she would multiply in honor of her quote hitting 1k notes!

#personal post #1k note celebration

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