I have no imagination.

@cerulean-shark do I need to explain?

are you fucking kidding me

by Sarah Andersen

by Sarah Andersen

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

#god if I could meet Sherlock holmes I would have a field day preparing my Look to throw him off #watch me wear an engagement ring for a week before hand and take it off and wear one of my mom’s blouses that has the shoulder all crunched #from years of violin playing and a pair of brand new matching socks and carry a brand new copy of a book i’ve read 20 times #and spill some coffee on my shoes and cuddle my neighbor’s cats so i have different cat fur on me #my dream is to throw off a sherlock holmes type with pure petty bs

Still plenty of time to join!

10 more days!

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

I’m familiar with Eivør and this is my favorite of her songs. I’m so thrilled to have randomly found this on my dash ♥

@immunologist