I'm not your protagonist I'm not even my own

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

The hill I’ll die on is this: Margot Robbie is exactly the right person to cast to make this point. It’s the narrator who seems to have missed the real point which is that even when you’re as conventionally beautiful as Margot this world full of capitalism and misogyny conspires to make you feel as though you’re not beautiful enough.

gosh darn it.

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

#no because Matthew overthinking his role as Mr Darcy is EXACTLY what makes him so perfect #he 100% nails that awkward pathetic wet cat who's really just an anxious introvert who's seen too much shit around him (via moonchild-in-blue)