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WHY THA FUCK IS NINE STONES NOT FAMOUS YET ???????????? THIS IS FUCKING A MASTERPIECE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE READING BY NOW WHERE ARE THE FANFICS FANARTS COSPLAYS I NEED THOSE SO MUCH TUMBLR COMMUNITE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE LACK OF NINE STONES CONTENT PLEASE

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.

There's a post going around that shows Chris Hemsworth on a beach with his daughter and you can see his normal, ever so slightly less defined stomach. And he's Chris Hemsworth. He's fine. He's gorgeous. He's not good enough for Hollywood. This practice of dehydration is disgusting and it's dangerous.

make fun of Adam Driver's shirtless scene in TLJ all you want (the lighting and costuming people made...questionable choices) but half the reason he got shit for it on here was that he didn't have chiseled abs and that's because no one forced him to dehydrate himself before shooting. people on Tumblr love claiming to celebrate body positivity but the second a guy without a triangle waist and a six pack takes his shirt off the mockery starts even if he's still beefed as hell.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests 

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer