#mimimoments

I need to try this with the next person who gives me low ball offers

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

slav

chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.

trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next

god this was absolutely my best post

• cum

She’s so beautiful.

This is how you approach someone with a compliment

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

*most incredible sex ever

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried