The night gave me black eyes

not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

[ID: a post from r/LesbianActually by u/thisgirllovesgurls marked as NSFW and "Questions/Advice Wanted". The post reads, "Does tit-sucking count as sex? I am just curious". A user named oldwhiner replies, "Well it's not a handshake".]

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them