The night gave me black eyes

not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes