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20: upside down kiss

"The name’s Rin by the way. I guess. I already know I’ll never be able to forget you, so might as well form some memories, right?"

"my name's gamzee. nice to motherfuckin meet ya."

"Are you serious. Are you fucking kidding me. Then just what DOES it mean then, if you’re so smart?

"it means all serious-like. LIKE SOMETHING THAT AIN'T A MOTHERFUCKIN JEST OR NOTHING. an actual motherfuckin thing."

At this point, he’s completely forgotten what this guy had originally been talking about. Nodding slowly, Dean continues to stare at the horns. “Had ‘em since you were a grub… thinkpan…” Repeats the words as if he understands. “Good, good to know.” Pauses. “So, uh… just curious… what country you come from? I’ve seen plenty of different people, but… I gotta say,” Purses his lips, “None quite as 'motherfuckin' unique as you.”

"COUNTRY? i ain't knowing what the motherfuck that shit is, brother. BUT I'M FROM A PLACE I'M PRETTY MOTHERFUCKIN SURE YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE. and i thank you for the compliment, my pasty skinned motherfucker. I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN SPECIAL MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWFLAKE UP IN THIS BITCH. a regular metamorphosed grub fly."

"Literally what the fuck is wrong with you guys."

"i don't think that word is meaning what you're motherfuckin thinking it's meaning up in your thinkpan there."

Stares. Stares really hard. Stares the hardest. Then finally says, “…those gaudy-ass horns are fake, right?”

"THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE REAL AS MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER." "had them since i was a grub." "EVER SINCE I CAN MOTHERFUCKIN RECALL." "far back as my thinkpan goes i had these."