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What? No, it's not a "mechsplo forcefem" thing – she'd already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs did however make her gay.

Yeah, it's weird, right? The psychological warfare division spent years trying and failing to develop a weapon that would turn enemy soldiers into raging homosexuals – then some researchers who happened to be on both the gay bomb project and one of those off-book supersoldier things started comparing notes, and... well.

Like, it's not convenient that those turned out to be the same drug, but you work with what you've got, right?

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Is the scene with her tied up in the woods supposed to be hot or am I insane and ontologically evil

Yes its hot on purpose and yes I want to be tied up and I support ontologically evil women

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.