Mipper

A thousand bugs upon ye. Get swarmed.

a thousand bugs you say? I could take that. Unless this is the werewolf thing and you mean in a fight.

Name a downside of being a lizard:

Cold blooded means that being snuggled up in blankets won't keep you warm and comfy as well as being warm blooded. Yes, you can still do snuggles with warm blooded people, lay in a warm spot, or use a heated planet but so can a warm blooded creature. You just lose regular blankets as a source of warmth.

how does "hey my alternatively aligned amulet pointed you out from across the bar and we couldn't help but notice that you're ripe to be corrupted, can i buy you some fries?" sound to you

Corrupted also has a negative meaning. You need to break out the thesaurus to use more friendly sounding words. Like saying someone is "amenable" or "open minded." Also be less specific with what you can offer. Just say you could buy them something to eat. That doubles as a date offer which will make them feel flattered and presents more options besides fries so you can learn details about their food tastes. Details can always be used later.

I was having a terrible nightmare once and I realized it was a nightmare and I just couldn't force myself awake. I had a stupid dream logic idea, I couldn't wake up because it's a nightmare and it's bad. If you're in a normal dream then you could wake up because that's good. If I'm... being lewd then It's not a nightmare. So while I was in a trapped room with monsters coming out of shadow places to get me, I just put a hand between my legs and suddenly declared it was a dream and woke up. I don't understand how this worked because I have never had a lewd dream in my life and didn't even feel anything.

my gender is whatever the fuck the "natural flavors" are in sprite

The new genders are not male and female. They are lemon and lime.

cute

ive taken up the habit of meowing when im nervous im sure theres no conceivable way this could bite me in the ass