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Schools be like “The phones are causing your anxiety” bitch, only thing giving me anxiety is you. What's the worst people on tumblr can do, glomp me? School can traumatize students. Stop talking about getting off our phones and get off of your failing school system.

Nice cock bro, but is it OSHA compliant? Does it have a Safety Data Sheet? What if I ingest your cock dude? Is it toxic, is it flammable, is it reactive bro? What's the recommended use of your cock dude? What should I do in an accidental release of your cock bro? How should it be handled? Where should I store your massive cock dude? 

*waits to become mentally prepared to boot up persona 4 golden again because I'm not emotionally prepared*

Woah mama, is that a girl I see? HOLY SHIT, a girl and a gamer?!?!?!?!?! Woah mama *fucking dies and my soul gets lifted up into the heavens by angels only to be reincarnated as a rat* *climbs on you sexually while still being a rat* awooga awooga *dies once more and gets reincarnated back to my same self* oh wait. You're a boy? *erection disappears* nevermind.

Honestly, 1D stans need to shut the fuck up

My mom thought tumblr and tinder were the same thing.

You know an article is about to be trash when it starts with "It's no secret that..."

Breast surgeons either really hate titties or really like them.

Existential crisis 2: electric boogaloo

I spent 20 minutes talking about how shipping people was awful so that they could bring up the time I ran a ship account in the 8th grade (last year). They are just saying "ok you do you" and I am so upset.

Zombies on your lawn was a banger and a potential future for 2021