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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I am scared to not try it

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

I didn't realize how much I missed Fernando scoring goals until I saw him do it again today. I want to go back to those years, I want to go back to when Fernando played football and shared moments with Sergio in the Spanish National Team. I miss them a lot.

I’m sorry but Xiaohai and Wang Lu are in love with each other like, there is no heterosexual explanation to their relationship

When they had something going on with female character, there was no chemistry or tension at all 😭

some songs are like old friends

Fuck Mason Greenwood, fuck the stupid sports culture that immediately thinks about his career instead of the fucking person he abused, fuck men who put their hands on women, fuck Mason Greenwood and fuck you if you have anything to say that's not exactly this.

just found out that “wish you were here” in persian is ‘jāy-e shomā khālīst’ which means “your place is empty” and it felt like being stabbed in the heart 37 times