goalkeeper

I think we don’t talk enough about Neil’s understated sex appeal. I just know he lifts the hem of his shirt to wipe the sweat on his face on the treadmill, and on the one next to him Kevin trips and almost falls. I know his running shorts ride up at one point and there is a loud thump from the direction of Andrew’s leg curl machine. I know he pours a bottle of water on his face and chest while running outside one day and some poor freshman girl gets a stroke unrelated to the heat. And the best part is he’s completely unaware of it.

Rereading chapters 56-62 for Important Research Reasons and realizing that truly I do not write Baz dramatic enough. His whole performance with "not asking questions" and lighting up a cigarette in a bar full of flammable vampires? Icon behavior. And then there's "make way for the king" and parking the Jag in a ditch and popping Simon's shirt button to rip his cross off??

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

i do think that if the twinyards ever said something in unison their first instinct would be to deck each other

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

“Is your learning curve a horizontal line?” will always be iconic. Andrew Minyard, the man that you are