Captain I was recently presented the phrase "whatever launches your lobster" as an alternative to "whatever floats your boat" and I feel I must pass this along to you
Oh I like that one
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Captain I was recently presented the phrase "whatever launches your lobster" as an alternative to "whatever floats your boat" and I feel I must pass this along to you
Oh I like that one

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why do people on youtube compliment songs like "omg this snatched my waist this beat is so skinyyyyyyy my waist after listening to this ) . ( " whatever man. i ate this song as a 12 course meal and it made me fat as fucccck. screw you forever.
it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

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it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me
it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me
it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me
it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me
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The amount of slavery in Ancient Rome was legitimately terrifying tbh
Y’all know that I’m into ancient Roman history and I do a lot of research on it but even though I should be used to it by now sometimes I read an anecdote about how an individual slave was treated and I’m hit with the realization that like a third of the population was living like that and I just need to put my head in my hands for a second
Emperor Hadrian randomly stabbed a slave in the eye in a fit of rage and he was supposedly unusually sympathetic to slaves.
There’s other instances of people randomly punching slaves that they didn’t even know because they got in their way or something. This was just normal behavior.
And slaves didn’t rebel en masse because if even one slave committed an act of violent rebellion it was common practice to kill every slave and former slave in the household.
People only took notice for posterity when these mass executions got into the hundreds of people. One of the few recorded for the history books is of over 400 people being killed because one guy stabbed his enslaver.
Like how many people throughout history were beaten to death because some rich asshole was angry and there was no legal or social consequences for doing so? We don’t know.
When you study ancient history you’re reminded that slavery has never once been kind or justified. It just takes on different forms of evil in every time and place that it infects.
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Characters will make a very nuanced choice that makes sense for their story arc and internal conflict, and audience members will be like "is anyone else going to misconstrue this in the most black and white, bad faith manner possible?"
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