[shrug emoji]

Activated charcoal will nullify your meds.

There is no longer states, there is only the g r i d

- nerfs to Pacific Ocean coastal states and border states to lessen their dominance in the meta

- flyover states and Atlantic ocean coastal states buffed

- Rhode Island reworked to now be landlocked

- Nevada reworks make it now a coastal state

- New Jersey moved into Great Lakes region

- Colorado moved slightly southward but otherwise unchanged

- Four Corners unique area event spawn rate significantly increased

- hawaii and Alaska temporarily removed from the game to be reworked

✂ Pattern Set #01

someone's had @mintypupper and not been usin git for SO LONG

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes