Museings

javert cortisol levels SPIKES after chad convict morally MOGS him by MERCYMAXXING

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

i've been (re)playing fire emblem awakening since a while and it's insane how this game had me falling in love with Chrom like two minutes in because the very first cutscene in the prologue is him getting impaled by a lightning spear, something that you did with your (possessed) hands, and yet his first reaction is to tell you it's not your fault you start a new save file, there's a cutscene, an entire magical spear went through this man's rib cage and yet his last dying words is him comforting you, you started the game 2 minutes and 48 seconds ago, you're in love with this man now.

as a society we need to normalize platonic soulmates. please. like literally live with your best friend. raise a kid/pet with your best friend. why should people have to "be alone" and not experience some parts of life just because they never fall in love. stop making the world revolve around fucking romance.

my hands hurt

rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

the little voice that's telling you to delete the backup layers when you merge everything because "surely you won't need them" is lying!!!!! GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIRL IT'S LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?