Just Some Minor, Massive Mistakes

The himbo genes of the Theirins. The 'fuck around and find out' genes of Former Grey Warden Grand Enchanter Fiona. The darkspawn genes of an archdemon. On god Alistair is one drop of Chemical X away from becoming a Powerpuff Girl.

Set in a fantasy world with dragons and magic and demons, the least realistic thing about Dragon Age is that Morrigan is straight.

It makes me sad when I see people complain about Alistair being a so-called man baby or a child. The dude is like 20 years old and lived an incredibly sheltered life, likely causing him to be really shy and awkward, especially from the Chantry. It's okay if he's not your type but don't call him a baby just because he's not a rugged, bearded man and has Respect Women Juice on an IV drip.

#lmao yesss#I like how he just makes out of context comments and doesn’t even bother explaining#like how many side comments do you think he makes about his warden days#and everyone else is just like ‘I’m not even going to ask what the fuck you’re talking about’#this running under-his-breath commentary about how fucking weird his life has been and how Completely Over It he is#‘I knew a Dalish elf once. she attacked me with a tree’#‘so we’re going to a haunted mansion? cool. did I ever tell you about the time I went to a haunted marsh? it was awful 0/10 do not recommend#anders: hey Nathaniel fought any broodmothers lately | hawke: the fuck is a broodmother | anders: LET ME TELL U#when they hear about corypheus he’s just like ‘great another talking darkspawn’#everyone’s like ‘what the fuck??? this is normal for you or something???’#‘yeah the last one I met had eight breasts tho’#‘anders what th fukc. what the fuck’#‘idk deep roads man’#why am I still talking#dragon age#anders#sebastian vael#nathaniel howe#audio (via bubonickitten)

It's canon that Leliana, Zevran, and Sten all bond over how terrible the food in Ferelden is, right

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