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Going through my cross stitch book to try and find some inspo for my shirt and I’m being captivated by the flowers and repeating borders look at some of these
The tulip is my favorite on this page but all of them are so pretty
The pansies!!! The daisies!!!
The little wild violets in the bottom right corner are you kidding me???
And that’s just the beginning
@cocosaurolophus tagging you bc I know you’ll like these
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⭐ commissioned by @ silly-tails-prower !!!
i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.
When you're very straight and you accidentally gender detect that cute new guy.
diamonds are forever
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Return of the king
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I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op
Ohhhh yeah
Things that are normal in Mass Effect that should be normalized now:
After you make 999,999,999 credits you are banned from making any more money. People have to pay you in omni gel or nothing. All the work you do from then on is pro-bono, baby.
AI is illegal.
I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."
I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.
Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.
And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.
I miss the days when the word AI meant the Geth and EDI and my giganticsniperbaby Legion
Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!
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when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
I was laughing the moment the idea crossed my mind
I was laughing while making it
And I’m still laughing days later
Via cyd_dwyer
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Money is tight rn so I painted this little chaos gremlin for my partners birthday tomorrow
I know he’s gonna like it’s but I’m sitting here like “plsplsplspls like it”
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The corner was literally chewed on by a dog and I think that adds to it
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Watercolor and fine line drawing pen on water color paper (and a widdle white acrylic for the eye whites)
+ my label maker for good measure
people say shit to me and i wish i could hold up a flashcard or something that’s just this
my favourite thing is that everyone unanimously said “this post is about people in my life who use chatgpt”
