Halp

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

unmute this. it’s pure joy.

Cats in a nut shell.

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

by Owlturd

i just wanted draco malfoy to join the trio and kind of hang around as their awkward mildly remorseful evil friend, a la zuko

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.