Sap and Thunder

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...