You my friend...

thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot

THE BRITISH TRAFFIC GUY HAS AN AUSTRALIAN COUNTERPART

PffffffffthaHAHAHAHAAaaaaaaa

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Bitch hand me the aux cord I’m bout to change your life

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I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

Think about those questions.

I love this post so much

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

what do grandparents even do all day

abbid Tauren??

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

"What’re you up to?" His simple text said. "Just eating cereal and lying in bed." "What if I was with you?" he responded with ease, "I guess I’d get more cereal if I please." And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

my cool musician oldest sister has this thing omfg

"What instrument do you play?" "I play clarinet!" "I’m in low brass." "You’re talking to the best trumpet player alive." "Me? Oh..I play the dubstep."

@hotkaz3618

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

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