Stuff and Things

you had one job

“is this fat bitch crying again”

This is hilarious

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

What kind of beautiful witchcraft is this

Pizzamas is heeeere yeah

Tracey for the win!

Relatable

This makes me happy

😍 @miniature-wombat possum’s wirlpool?

Definitly!

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

GOOD

But did Alexis Mateo ever get reunited with her lover Bobby from the army???

DID SHE?????