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@mindylicious

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celery tastes like this picture
me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have
The hypocrite jumped out

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As a news station it is VERY unprofessional to block someone because they call you out on your blatant lies and discrimination
My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:
Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool
Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
Clean as you go
If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices
If anyone wants to add, please do
yeah you might be tricking the dumb rich family into hiring you and each member of your family but i’ve been living in their basement/bunker for four years and control all the lights in their house. we are not the same
Alan Turing creates the famous “Turing Test” (1950)
As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:
Customer: Hello
Me: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?
Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.
Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?
Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.
Me: But…what about the kids?
Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*
direct action

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FACT:
people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

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I can smell the entitlement in the air
Oregon was a mistake
Oregon, what you doin???
I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…?
I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.
@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.
I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas. Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.
I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.
Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/
The entire rest of the world:
New Jersey is the only other state where it’s actually ILLEGAL to pump the gas yourself
Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge