me neither.

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I literally just spent $1700….

It would solve my life

We are all Refurb.

I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

Doctor: "Ma'am, here's your newborn baby" Me: "Ew, put it back"

Reblog if you're bilingual, petty, or both.

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

I want this tattooed on me

A little louder for those in the back.

This THIS THIS THIS.

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you would be a shitty parent.

GUESSS WHO STILL DONT GOT KIDS?? ME

if i get famous n one of yall bring up somethin i said in 2010 just know im beatin ya ass

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t