#groooooossss

the north/south divide is real and alive at the northern tattoo convention when the southern artist has everyone jazzed about his very niche tattoo designs but cant get anyone to get one because he's charging southern prices for them 🫣😶

Couldn't sleep. Wound up watching random stuff on youtube. Came across a video of someone having ingrown hairs removed. Bad idea. Such a very, very bad idea. The can't look away terribleness of a car crash and the cringey, nausea inducing awfulness of... Well of watching someone's ingrown hairs get removed. Excuse me while I go die.

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...does Clarke have dreads now?

@captaincatbones yea ugh ik its not my fault or anything and im like proud of sticking to my point that its disgusting and wrong but it just feels so fucking gross to know that men between about 17-60 have been seeing me close to halfnaked without me knowing for so long like how is that even possible im never going back there jfc (but thanks buddy it means a lot)

My dogs breath smells like a honey bucket and he won't stop licking my damn pillow.