Bratty Bottom Bitch

Furries are the last hope for our wretched society and every furry is braver than any marine and they deserve respect

FURRIES👏ARE👏THE👏PATRON-GENTRY👏OF👏THE👏21st👏CENTUNRY👏

I can’t believe that “it’s 2015 and you still make fun of furries? How’s it feel to be on the wrong side of history” post turned out to be true

being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language

Every time my partners give me a directive, I put on my worst Donatella Versace accent and yell “Donnatella me what to do!”

“Not in courtroom 502”

The equivalent of not in this damn house

“Try it… Try it”

Forever reblog

wake up babe new scam bot just dropped

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

It’s time we had a talk about your behavior, young man.

Um I think I’ve got plans for that time...let’s reschedule!

No, I don’t think so.  I expect to see you in my office as soon as you get off work.

fog is just a rlly big land ghost