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❝ you know who i am. ❞   ❝ something you want to say? ❞   ❝ they’re hunting me. you have to help me. ❞   ❝ i’m not the man you remember. ❞   ❝ there you are. was beginning to think you weren’t coming. ❞ ❝ whatever power you are craving, it will not change what you are. ❞   ❝ what do we do now? ❞   ❝ have i made a few bad decisions? sure. do i feel bad about it? sometimes. ❞   ❝ you think the less you say, the less you give away, but, really, it’s the opposite. ❞   ❝ you haven’t even told me your name. ❞   ❝ you’re not gonna tell anyone, are you? ❞   ❝ you’ve never made one decision for yourself in your entire life, and you never will. ❞   ❝ you are too impulsive. ❞   ❝ i really…i don’t have time for this. ❞   ❝ look, i don’t know what to tell you. ❞   ❝ i’m not afraid of you. ❞   ❝ there are many ways to leave. you just have to find yours. ❞   ❝ you have to rise above. ❞ ❝ if you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy. ❞     ❝ don’t be afraid. come closer. ❞ ❝ there is no point in protecting them. ❞   ❝ my family’s of no concern to you. ❞   ❝ it’s like living in a prison. ❞ ❝ you’ve made mistakes. we all did. it’s in the past. ❞       ❝ help! help me, please! ❞   ❝ you should’ve killed me when you had the chance. ❞ ❝ i’m trying to make amends. ❞ ❝ it’s just….you seem kind of old and beat up. ❞   ❝ i didn’t know that you could bleed. ❞   ❝ well? you coming or not? ❞   ❝ it’s not like anyone would miss me if i wasn’t there. ❞   ❝ try not to make anyone cry. ❞   ❝ half the city is looking for you. ❞   ❝ the shadows are my realm, the light is an unforgiving place for my kind.❞   ❝ people like their secrets out here. ❞   ❝ why should i trust you? ❞   ❝ all the power in the world can’t mask the stench beneath. ❞   ❝ what happened to you? you were once great. ❞   ❝ you have no idea what i’ve been through. ❞   ❝ how can i trust you when i know you’re hiding something? ❞   ❝ you have no idea what i’m risking being here. ❞   ❝ in our line of work, rumors run rampant. ❞   ❝ you’re a bottom feeder. a rat who preys on weakness. ❞   ❝ if i ever needed guidance, it’s now. ❞   ❝ don’t make me kill you. ❞ ❝ nothing. you just remind me of someone. ❞ ❝ i’m surprised you fell for it. ❞   ❝ the whole time i’ve known you, you’ve been hiding something. ❞ ❝ the years have made you weak. ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. you know that, right? ❞   ❝ i will not warn you again. ❞   ❝ there are not many leaders left. people follow you. don’t stop. ❞   ❝ you are not in charge here. ❞ ❝ this would’ve been easier with an army. ❞   ❝ you’re bleeding all over my floor. ❞   ❝ why do you do this? risk everything? ❞ ❝ actions speak louder than words. ❞ ❝ if i’d known what you were… ❞ ❝ no way. you can’t just leave me here. ❞   ❝ i don’t need your help. i don’t need anyone. ❞ ❝ i’ve been watching you. i know what it is you seek. ❞ ❝ you’re not getting out of here. ❞   ❝ i am not interested in civilities. ❞ ❝ since i met you, i’ve been chased, shot at and i almost fell to my death. ❞ ❝ no one’s coming for you. ❞   ❝ there’s something you need to know. ❞   ❝ we could end this together. ❞ ❝ if anything goes wrong, you know what to do. run. ❞   ❝ your need for victory…it blinds you. ❞ ❝ you have no idea what i’ve done alone. ❞ ❝ fail me and you will not live to regret it. ❞ ❝ i am what you made me. ❞ ❝ who you become now…that is up to you. ❞   ❝ your strength has returned. but your weakness still remains. ❞   ❝ you want to tell me how you’re gonna fight without a weapon? ❞ ❝ are you listening to me? i feel like you’re not listening to me. ❞ ❝ some things we can’t forget. but we can fight to make them better. ❞ ❝ mercy doesn’t defeat an enemy. ❞ ❝ the light will fade, but is never forgotten. ❞ ❝ why would i ever trust you? ❞ ❝ you seem agitated, friend. ❞   ❝ it’s been years. i’m not who i used to be. ❞   ❝ you’re scared of him. your father. ❞   ❝ would you stop talking? ❞ ❝ will i ever see you again? ❞   ❝ i am not your failure. ❞   ❝ there’s no way out. admit you are beaten. ❞ ❝ you’re looking for somebody else. ❞   ❝ have you come to destroy me? ❞   ❝ your rage was useful. now it is tiresome. ❞ ❝ people are not all good. ❞ ❝ did you truly think that you could defeat me? ❞   ❝ let me help you. ❞ ❝ i wonder if your thoughts are clear on this. ❞   ❝ i’m sorry. i’m sorry for all of it. ❞   ❝ you’re a great warrior, but your need to prove yourself is your undoing. ❞ ❝ what about the people that need us? ❞   ❝ i didn’t think you’d survive. ❞   ❝ revenge does wonders for the will to live, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ you must leave. you’ll draw too much attention. ❞   ❝ you will only find pain. ❞