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[NO, I’M A NATURALLY BLUE HAIRED HUMAN, YOU IDIOTIC–] 

Y-yeah, well… I thought they were chocolate chips or maybe somethin’ like Dippin Dots??? I dunno, wishful thinking I guess…

Those aren’t books, what do i look like, some kinda DWEEB????

that’s my video game collection. but i have every volume of Scott Pilgrim, which are basically books.

Kind of a weird question, but there you go. Cleaned the clothes off the ground and everything B) 

Nah, the Big Bong© stays in my room. I sometimes bring tiny joints if I’m feeling extra stressed and need a smoke during lunch.

As a matter of fact!! I DO have one o’ them fancy jorbs!! I work at Game Hype, which is between the dog park and Comix Zone~

it makes me feel relaxed… and it makes it easier to enjoy myself, so i usually watch cartoons and it’s 1000x funnier.

uhhh and on top of that, my problems disappear for a short while, which is nice. it’s like nothing matters for a couple of minutes and i’m at peace…

uh, everything? trying to make new friends, learning useless information just to get a measurable grade, all while being trapped in the same location for seven hours? 

because tobacco is fucking gross!! and also it kills your lungs

Don’t do drugs, kids!!!!

This PSA was brought to you by me and my good friend Big Ben!