What if coffee beans are aliens?

I was thinking of throwing my hat in for the role of Rasputin in the children's musical theater version of "Anastasia". Think I've got a chance? Actually, I'd just finished washing my face before bed, looked up, squinting without my glasses and started making faces...as ya do. https://www.instagram.com/p/CK8Dgfijv6pEdxWBK39632dPUYg9PHXzKI993A0/?igshid=1m0gmlmr5z9jq

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye. RIP Christopher Plummer. Q'plah! You'd have made a great Gandalf. https://www.instagram.com/p/CK67JWvDv_g7vuzVptBNlodoPgcx7t6ULvbIuY0/?igshid=1ubx2b9kh56wg

Hey everybody. This is my new favorite Princess. My daughter, Moira Jade. She'll be here in June. https://www.instagram.com/p/CK2iKUtj93P4EwMEVto6ZbmJ7anEWGEWzFmvSU0/?igshid=13ridyjejetgi

Yo. Celebratory beer. Guess why? If you can't guess, peep my story in about 5-10 mins... To quote the Man From Another Place, "I've got good news!" https://www.instagram.com/p/CK2ML4CjLb3RMuITjAwjpXbHwkVD55lX6zW5SI0/?igshid=9g6x6qw02hlm

I made Shepherd's Pie! https://www.instagram.com/p/CKz_do2Dix2882RG2qihDs-6q64cHR6ifo1sv00/?igshid=1sr3b7s0k09cr

Hey you!! There's only so many snowstorms that you'll have the opportunity to take a walk in during your lifetime. Get out and enjoy a few! (at Maple Shade, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKxIw4_j6ztuW0GeFQhWcoJPn0fzhLTg8bWbLA0/?igshid=1swr6v21495bw

My wife is hot. Like, damn. I was originally gonna post "My wife is hotter than your wife", but I didn't want to get anyone in trouble for agreeing. . #Bragging https://www.instagram.com/p/CKuo7DZDWvz4JWSwvumnMfn6CKJVdx46-DD2e00/?igshid=1qlayhq0efo0x

Ya can take the boy out of Wallington, but you'll never take Wallington out of the boy. Kielbasa and Pierogies from Adam's tonight! (at Moorestown, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKsVtVkDUBlOc2C7O6779jUoKupTYKQJQhMkhc0/?igshid=qczrdsupvn0r

Painted rims? Okay. I get that. Rims are expensive and purely aesthetic. But painting your brakes? On an Escape? Really? You're trying to fool people and failing miserably. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKmdZnlD8S2bHakh2GZGVGs6OwPrsvIvFEP8AM0/?igshid=1mn0nm7nx123y

I make better breakfasts than you. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKg-qjWj4okB3PnS26U4ahXZb24bdw00Tej92E0/?igshid=l5pu1kr8abdx

#CracklingMutantSkin "The Freak Maker" 1974. Donald Oleasance and Tom Baker. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKfy-1RDpXk9_Hlj6yvZFAvMXgvpVRQzWSkIAE0/?igshid=1o3yfc1od868h

Hot Grill. 2 "All-The-Way" w/ Disco Fries. Some traditions are worth keeping. The boy agrees. (at The Hot Grill) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKel0LaDSu3BfQ6steOeviA8AXIzWE3FrkCbOo0/?igshid=qpt3x9b0zdr8

How is it possible that although we were only there for such a short time, that I can miss Ireland (and Scotland) so damned much? #🇮🇪 #🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #TeaAndBiscuits https://www.instagram.com/p/CKbxqE6D9PVsEEEDfphLTpvscXvFVCl2_V5KKw0/?igshid=17c8hrt30bwwe

Eat your Wheaties. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKU7-ihjA7az-p9nSrXFzu97-hYzuF_34r2UgI0/?igshid=1q4hl98iozscz

Love, fist bumps, and Lady Gaga. Big Congrats, Uncle Joe! I kept my word. Years ago, I said if you ran, you'd have my vote. You did, and you did, and you absolutely, unequivocally did. Thank you. I trust you. Today is a good day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKRk5lGDf2QnhOI62c6PkNJyyn4XEklR_dz0cA0/?igshid=1i86uk1odbben

In remark to my snark, of the two of us, I cook more often, not to speak lightly of Amanda's amazing dishes. Tonight, I made what I call "Chocolate Covered Banana Bread". She had been wanting bababna breb, but I decided to step it up a notch to great success. Tonight made pasta with sawsich, last night, as you'll see here, I made chicken katsu with tonkatsu sauce over rice with japanese honey apple curry....and then Ermamver eating the bread while wearing my sweater because that never happens. Delicious. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKNoD6hjGYjQNIoj7t6-do2vamMqLNpsXDDY7s0/?igshid=1chlvokyuv42g

Rockin' the Qui-Gon style. What say ye? Yay or Nay? https://www.instagram.com/p/CKNeVynjsHIELCXyh9vMobeg2NDTLBGr3zmqYk0/?igshid=14fqx5lnfzlpm