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“landoscar isn’t real” god forbid a man have a work wife ??

anyway Oscar having concise and sensible and intelligent answers to all the questions until they start talking about Lando and their relationship at which point he suddenly starts stuttering and getting a little breathless and uhm-ing a bit too much and yapping. hmm i know what you are Oscar Piastri.

also if anything the new oscar interview reminded me why landoscar is interesting to me even tho their dynamic feels objectively boring....like yeah i AM gonna be mashing together boy who left home at 14 and clearly feels distant from family who is emphatically analytical and trying to harness his emotions at all times with mamma's boy extraordinaire who has openly made peace with being ruled and guided by his emotions and typically describes any choice he's made or experience he's ever had with following instinct and vibes.......duh

oscar rubbing lando’s back in bed and lando slowly realizing he’s drawing different track layouts on his back

Every time i find out something new about brocedes i have to put my phone down because what exactly do you mean lewis wrote Nico an apology letter that toto had to read to him? What do you mean nico never told lewis he was retiring but lewis knew it was going to happen? what do you mean the only food nico could stomach on race weekends was the exact brand of cereal lewis told everyone they would eat together as kids? What do you mean nico’s friends said his fights with lewis destroyed him? What do you mean when asked if they’re friends nico said ‘we are friends. We’ll always be friends.’ And lewis said ‘were not friends.’ What do you mean nico said they have a ‘very neutral relationship.’ What do you mean lewis sends nico’s kids gifts on Christmas? And nico joked that lewis is welcome to leave the gifts but he has to stay outside the door when he gives them??? What do you mean the commentators said and i quote ‘friends, teammates, rivals, childhood buddies- anything but a lover.’ What do you mean nico said that in his heart lewis is still his best friend? IM SICK OF THEM IM SICK IM SICK

something so magical about explaining the whole brocedes lore to a friend and seeing the utter shock on her face

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