Ask Smutty Toons

This is a smut blog for cartoon women, read and participate at your own risk! Understand that everything is fictional, none of the content is indicative of real world values. All the characters are assumed to be aged up to 18+. Character descriptions will generally be intended to match to the cartoon the character is from, but when not specified the reader is encouraged to headcanon as they like.

1: No Gore.

2: No Snuff.

3: No scat/toilet play.

4: Do not ask for personal information.

5: No foot play, armpit play, ear fucking.

6: Understand this is a side hobby for me to play around with, I am very busy and might not get to an ask for an extended period of time.

Athena's avatar, Irena smiles at the kind gesture and takes the slice of pie with a smile. The Sun high above shining down on her fiery red hair and beaming smile made her practically glow.

"Ah~. Thank you! I really could use a pick me up after my umm... Last adventure..."

She blushes brightly and takes a quick bite of the pie to try and hide her blush.

Artemis's avatar, a lithe futa huntress rolls her eyes as she takes her slice. Her brown hair was tousled and had bits of leaves and sticks in it. Her modest boobs barely visible with her thick fur hunting outfit, a stark contrast to the well endowed warrior beside her.

"I still think you're full of shit. No way your armor just *fell off* when you went to fight that beast."

Also, considering how many legs Sleipnir has, does it also have double of other body parts???

Loki raises an eyebrow as he lounges in a large plush chair, stretching out he gives a loud yawn.

"Mmmm. Do I look Greek to you? Asking me if I let my son fuck me."

He shakes his head at the question.

Hecate watches David in silence at first. Her eyes then go to the vial, after a moment she nods.

"I see. So you are who Nyx sent. She is playing a dangerous game, though not as dangerous as you."

She steps up to David, looking into his eyes.

She nods and pulls a vial from the shadows of her gown, and sets it on the table in front of them.

Nyx idly picked at the snacks, eventually picking up one and sniffing it before taking a small bite.

"Mm, I believe I see where you're heading with this. And you understand that if any of them are effected and realize who's responsible, the furies will have vengeance on you."

Athena slams the butt of her spear on the ground, glad to be wearing a full helm at the moment.

"No! I am not *avoiding any dogs*! I am not scared of dogs just because my avatar was, hm."

She takes a deep breath and looks away.

"I have been reassured by Artemis that no hounds or wolf folk will dare to touch my avatar like that again. And unlike some Olympians, I have no reason to distrust Artemis."

Hephaestus who is walking nearby discussing an issue with an elder cyclops rolls his eyes.

Hera smirks as she crosses her arms.

"Castrate my husband?"

She sighs and shakes her head at her own suggestion.

"No, I know. Already tried, already failed. No, let's see. I suppose it depends on which of us is planning the event. Athena will want to do a board game, probably Risk or something, Artemis will go along with it to try and get into Athena's pants. Artemis in charge though would likely suggest an orgy, supported by Aphrodite, she'd then suggest instead a picnic when she notices that Athena doesnt like that idea. Aphrodite just likes to gossip honestly."

She smiled and pets one of her peacocks.

"I personally like to suggest reading groups. Its an activity everyone enjoys, builds friendship, and so long as the book is a bit erotic with animalistic characters or lesbians, then Artemis and Aphrodite will be happy with it. Plus it'll have the added benefit of embarrassing that bitch Athena. So it's a win win really~. I really must talk to Hephaestus about orchestrating another incident for her. Unfortunately I doubt she'll be commissioning him for any more armor any time soon. But if it came as a gift from someone else...?"

Nyx takes the coffee and sips it, after a moment she sits down and nods.

"I will allow you to present your idea. What did you have in mind?"

Her eyes flick to the snacks and she taps the coffee table beside her.

"Apollo! I am sick and tired of that bastard you chose as your avatar! Either he stops trying to hunt my sacred beasts, or I will stop him myself!"

Apollo just laughs as he struts his lyre, giving his angry sister a shrug.

"I don't know what to tell you Artemis, he's a hunter, and he's looking for a challenge. Take it as a compliment, if your sacred beasts weren't so hard to bring down, he wouldn't be interested in them."

Artemis feels a twinge of pain as an arrow pierces one of her beasts, a bear to be specific.

"Challenging?! Oh he wants to be challenged does he? Fine then, brother. I hope you enjoy his next *challenge*."

Saigon was a tall and powerful man, lithe and slender framed, he was built like a runner. Which was quite fortunate for him, as his speed had regularly aided him in his hunts. This time for example, he'd been chasing a sacred bear of Artemis, hunting it for days now as the ultimate prize. He'd finally gotten a solid hit on the beast before it had escaped into this cave.

With the thrill of the hunt flowing through his veins he walked boldly in, setting aside his bow as he pulled out a massive knife, certain all hed be doing was finishing the beast off. But to his surprise the cave seemed empty inside. Before he could turn back to see if he'd missed a turn at some point though, a massive weight slammed into his back, knocking him prone. Shouting in shock and pain he prepared to call upon the power of Apollo to burn his attacker, only to come up short as something suppressed his power. He then began to sweat as he heard a low growl come from behind him, a massive weight settling on him as a large, hard object poked against his ass. A woman's voice whispered in his ear as he was nearly consumed by fear.

"In a couple minutes, my friend will either make a moan, or a belch. Its your choice which~."

In Apollo's quarters upon Olympus he squirmed in the ropes that bound him as Artemis smirked down at him, jerking her own cock as she watched her twin squirm before her.

"Mmm~. A good choice~. So brother? What do you think, will you reign in your avatar now?"

"Y-yes! Oh damn it! How does something that big fit in!?"

Hecate sips at a glass of wine, humming softly.

"The lust of beasts. Satyrs in particular. Pan angered me during a party upon Olympus, he was quite insistent. I've enjoyed watching women slowly begin to hate and fear his descendants."

Hecate smiles to herself.

Hera's fury was almost palpable, glaring openly at the asker.

"I am the goddess of marriage, I will not debase myself by allowing another man to use my body! Zeus and I are *not* in an open relationship!"

She clicked her tongue as she folded her arms.

"He is simply too powerful for me to stop. Why do you think I tried to usurp him?"

As she says that she gasps slightly, a light blush appearing on her face. She clears her throat and waives them off.

"Now go! You have upset me enough today!"

On Earth, her chosen avatar, a princr called Femharek, was in the middle of negotiating a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom.

Merchant Commander Darius: "Ngh! Ha~! So tight! Ha! Just a bit more and, ngh, I think we can agree on your price!"

Femharek: "Mmh~! Y-yes sir! Ah~! T-thank you, I-Im glad you ah~! You could see the b-benefits!"

Femharek was the chosen champion and avatar of Hera herself, and as such was a natural leader, a born ruler who was gifted in tradescraft and politics. He was also a cute and beautiful boi, and as his kingdom had no military worth speaking of, and few natural resources, he found that the one thing he could offer his neighbors for favorable trade, was often his body. He wasnt sure why Hera had chosen him instead of someone else to be her avatar, but he rarely had much time to ponder the issue.

In her room alone, Hera enjoyed the feeling of being used, used by a man who actually knew what he was doing. She fingered herself to a massive climax as she felt her avatar's ass being filled with cum.

Zues scratches his cheek as he thinks about it. His beard vibrates as he hums in thought, thinking about all the people he's been with and those who he'd heard of.

"Well, I suppose it depends on what you're looking for. Hecate has domain over magic, so I suppose she could do some things otherwise impossible to be the best. But if you mean who gives the best regular blow job, its a competition between two."

He laughs to himself and shakes his head.

"Oh damn! I've wasted your time haven't I! You specified on Olympus! Hecate, Eros and all those others I was thinking about dont live here! Ha ha ha!"

He slaps his knee and leans back, nodding to himself at his choices.

"Aphrodite gives the best generic blowjobs. Considering her domains its no surprise, but my wife Hera has her beat by a mile. You see, Aphrodite knows what all men want, and so she'll give you the time of your life for sure. But my wife knows what *I* want. She's the perfect wife, knows exactly what to do to make it the best possible for me. But if Hera were to suck your dick it wouldn't hold a candle to Aphrodite."

He leans back and nods, content with his answer.

"Though I do wonder sometimes, I know Apollo has had a few men as his lovers, and Heracles has told me of his male lover from Earth too. Maybe I should cast my net a bit wider to sample what some of them have to offer me?"

Would love a list if you're up for making one, but you shouldn't feel compelled to.

Which gods should get an avatar to bless?

And thank you! Hephaestus is probably one of the only people who could trick Athena like that, simply because hes the only one who *can* provide armor and weapons for the gods and their champions.

Standing before the werewolf she'd felt so confident. She'd held a sword, shield, and armor blessed by the god of the forge Hephaestus, felt the power of Athena flowing through her, heard the whisper of wisdom in her mind. She knew that she couldn't lose, and was looking forward to mounting the beast's head upon her wall.

That had all lasted until her armor had literally fallen off her body and her sword bounced harmlessly off the monster's hide. Naked as the day she was born with a useless blade, she hadnt lasted more than a few seconds, she now screamed in a mix of pain and pleasure as she was fucked like a bitch in heat.

In Olympus, Athena moaned and writhed in celestial sand, glaring across the arena at her opponent Hephaestus. Hephaestus just laughed as he hobbled over to her and smirked down at her.

"What was that again Athena? Something about how there was no shame in forfeiting a fight you cant win? Well, do you yield? Ha ha ha!"

He sat down heavily as he watched her arch her back, her eyes wide.

"Ahhh~!? W-what is that!?"

"Hmm? Well from your reaction, I'd guess the werewolf just knotted your champion. Must feel like you're being split in half. *sigh* You seem a bit distracted. Here let me just, urg, there."

He unsheathed a small knife and tapped the edge against her neck and looked to their father Zeus, who was overseeing the duel.

"I believe I win correct?"

Zeus just chuckled and gave a nod.

"Indeed, please, feel free to claim your prize son."

Hephaestus smirked as he pushed down his pants and grabbed Athen's head, pulling her onto his cock, and making her suck.