Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

physically i'm staring at the ceiling but mentally i'm writing a six book saga complete with it's own tv show and movie series

*misses fruits that are out of season*

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

i rlly dont want the theater industry to die. seeing a movie is like?? a hard emotional reset when i need it most. get away from my family + my house and sit in big dark room for 2 hours eating overpriced food???? that is the closest i will get to heaven before i die. i love movie theaters so much. please God let them live

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

In all ways but literal, I am a house cat

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

I have to hear this song nonstop while I’m working and this makes it so much better

Jjfjehhdhehe

You know what? I’m not a simple person with simple tastes. I’m exceedingly complicated and my tastes are extremely convoluted.

Never mind i was just thirsty

Why won’t body tell me that it needs water in a direct way

Oh you were parched i thought u were horny

I’m asexual and I crave moisture

I’m getting “I’m Asexual And I Crave Moisture” printed on a T-shirt.