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                                              ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕒 ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕟

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“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

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“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

"I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

˜”*°•.˜”*°• “I hope we can become friends!” •°*”˜.•°*”˜

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Because how can you not make a meme out of this. As always, feel free to change pronouns/words as you see fit.

❛ Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk! ❜

❛ Think I’m exaggerating? Shows what you know, buckaroo! ❜

❛ Oh wow, I’m in an actual Japanese mens’ washroom! ❜

❛ Let’s stick it to the man by attending class! ❜

❛ Oh honey, we gotta do something about that getup! ❜

❛ The whole group is so agro… no multiplayer vibe at all. ❜

❛ You’re a butt, you know that? ❜

❛ For a teacher… she’s kind of an odd duck. ❜

❛ I don’t get why you’re so interested in a scrub like me, anyhow. ❜

❛ I feel like I’m on fire, you guys. But not like barbecue – more like sexy fire! ❜

❛ Sexy selfies… no, I can’t! ❜

❛ Maybe I’ll snap a few, just to be artsy… ❜

❛ My sister’s been crazy since the day they brought her home. ❜

❛ Dude, these rabbits are cute AND metal! ❜

❛ Well, that was a thing. ❜

❛ Honestly… your people skills could use some work. ❜

❛ That’s a talent?! ❜

❛ Don’t get in my face and threaten me like I’m some basic bitch! ❜

❛ Well, in that case, hold onto your ass. ❜

❛ Kind of a badass, really. ❜

❛ I put my heart in your hands and you squashed it like an eclair! ❜

❛ I will kill you in the name of deliciousness. ❜

❛ You perfect cinnamon roll… ❜

❛ And so the event, which would later bone the whole world… ❜

❛ There there, little bunbun. ❜

❛ ____, _____, yas queen!! ❜

❛ Oh darn, you’re not in a coma. ❜

❛ You’re an accident waiting to happen in those heels. ❜

❛ Wow, if I were a gigantic weeb, I’d probably be impressed by you. ❜

❛ He’s gonna burst a blood vessel ‘caused I dissed his waifu! ❜

❛ Challenge accepted. ❜

❛ We don’t need you anymore, garbage-tier anime. ❜

❛ Boy, I’m a hooker for innuendo at inappropriate times! ❜

❛ Now time to watch the butthurt blossom. ❜

❛ Rigged? For what? ❜

❛ To blow your butt into next Thursday. ❜

❛ Oh crap, why you gotta jam?! ❜

❛ Those cinnamon rolls can’t resist the urge to save their teacher. ❜

❛ I’m gonna make that chick my super high school level punching bag! ❜

❛ Oh my God, you’re so squishy! ❜

❛ THIS GAME IS STUPID! ❜

❛ Bitch played me like a fiddle – I had one job… ❜

❛ Stop interrupting my villain monologue! ❜

❛ Ideas, philosophy, art, culture… They live and die by the meme. ❜

❛ Come on, hit me with something out of left field. Say you love me! ❜

❛ So uh, this is it. I’m… not really sure what you’re supposed to say about all this. ❜

❛ I guess… happy graduation? ❜

❛ Get over yourself, slut. We’re dead! ❜

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

Send 😍 for your muse to fall in love with mine at first sight

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