GASP!

1. Everyone starts with 30 pillow!HP, aka “Pillow Points”. When you hit 0, you are too tired/laughing too hard to keep going.

2. Melee attacks, Str-based; nobody has proficiency. Damage is 2d6 but only in Pillow Points (and no added Str)

3. All defensive or augmenting spells, maneuvers, etc, are permitted, but the only damage that may be done is with pillows. A spell that manipulates a pillow to do damage (eg, Catapult, Animate Objects) does the damage described in the spell (rather than 2d6), but in Pillow Points only

4. Suggestion: add an NPC child or two to encourage glee and the proper level of reckless vindictiveness

5. Suggestion: lighthearted battle music, like epic instrumental Christmas music

Lowland gorilla at Miami zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he’s not allowed to be fed by visitors.