😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the clothes chair is a natural environmental phenomenon tending to occur in the average bedroom after three weeks of trying to stay tidy and organized. the clothes chair may start its lifecycle as a simple jacket over the back, growing to a few humbly folded articles stacked on the seat, but it will rapidly increase in size if left unattended. one can absolutely count on it being left unattended. this is the nature of the clothes chair

btw if the whos find out you're sympathetic to the grinch theyll beat the fuck out of you be careful out there

brother no

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

the father who stepped up.

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone