he caught he girl dancing on he grinch

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

dreamt i was watching the news and there was a headline “archaeologists find new evidence of undertale genocide route” and it was a fossil of undyne hiding under her bed and getting stuck

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

"But that ship is toxic and problematic" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

Getting Full On Penis Delirious

Call Me The DeutshecaBonng Way I Am Trains

Call me Noxious Weed Aide tbe way i am Whacking your Bush

on voice call. suddenly we start hearing sad howling in the distance. "sorry my boyfriend is playing deltarune and tenna just died"