honey heart

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

gomez addams was clearly a he/him lesbian bc only a lesbian couple could achieve the level of devotion and drama that he and morticia had

being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!