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I just started watching X-Files (three decades too late, I know) and the biggest mystery to me is the magnet that's apparently in Scully's back and Mulder's hand

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

House in 2024 would have house come in calling a patient "it" and foreman, chase and Cameron would be like "woah what the hell house you can't call a person an it" only for house to tell them to look at the patients pronouns on the chart for the pronouns to be it/it's and house is like "unlike you all I actually respect people's pronouns"

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun