crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

uh oh made a mistake. surely i’ll learn from it and fix things

you guys are never gonna believe this. I managed to make it worse