[northernlion voice] i’m working on a new bit. guy who only uhhhhh who only jerks off to georgia okeefe paintings. stroking a different kind of stamen. is that anything?

wait wait. lesbian who only jerks off to georgia okeefe paintings. she said i’m stroking my flower to her flower strokes. Is that anything?

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

everyone lets give it up for our women who play sports! ! ! ! !men can drink bugs or something

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too