mild's shitposting account

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

hideo kojima originally wanted The End's boss fight in mgs3 to only be completable if you mailed him a picture of a cat eating dog food and a dog eating cat food

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name