mildlyunfunny

Why did Oppenheimer say “I am become deaf”? Why did dropping bombs make him lose his ability to hear? Asking for a friend.

Why is it called the “Sixteen Chapel”? Where are the other fifteen.

You wouldn’t last a day in my shoes. I’m not saying that my life is more difficult, just that there’s a bunch of rocks in my shoes and it’s kind of uncomfortable.

Rigged my front door so that when the food delivery guy drops off the food, he gets shot in the face

You’re not gonna believe what just happened to me

Took the day off for Fourth of July, but now I’m back on that grind

Tell me this, if I have a gambling “addiction”, then how come it’s all I think about day and night and it consumes my mind at all times

Woke sonic be like: I want to eat some chiliPRONOUNS

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been pretty good, actually

Kinda smells like updog in here