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hard times is gold i swear to god
this is in reference to these actual and unironically real characters marvel will put outÂ
I tell you what!
*Hwhat
Flattening The Curve
Tumblr has a feature hidden in their âLabsâ, called âReblog Graphsâ. Itâs a neat little thing that lets you see how influential you are, and also which blogs have large followings. Itâs a great way to see why your post from three years ago is suddenly getting a thousand notes a day, too.
This is a graph of a couple hundred reblogs from a recent post somebody made.
The original post is the orange dot. Iâm the purple dot one generation away. You can see how many people reblogged from me, but my following isnât nearly as big as that large dot off to the right.
Only four people reblogged it from me, while that other person had a cluster of around a dozen. But you can see that my overall influence was greater. Their cluster died out quickly, while mine kept going and going.
You could say this post went viral.
Thatâs what Iâm actually here to talk about todayâŚ
Letâs go back a slide and change the caption.
Now this isnât a blog post weâre talking about, this is, say, a novel coronavirus that no one is immune to or something like that. Now weâre not talking about reblogs, weâre talking about infections.
I know this Patient Zero, theyâre a friend of mine. We get together with another friend, whose sister works in a nursing home.
So now Iâm infected. And soâs that other friend, whose sister works in the nursing home.
And I infect four other people.
Itâs just a slight cough, and I feel silly for staying home over just a slight cough, so I go into work. Same goes for that sister who works in the nursing home.
It is week 1 of the pandemic.
Itâs flu season, so none of my coworkers think twice about this fever and cough that they now have. Meanwhile, over at the nursing home, people start noticing that the flu is especially bad this year.
It is week 2 of the pandemic.
The nursing home realizes they have a huge problem. EMTs are taking several people to the hospital with trouble breathing every day. Two have died. And now Fire Station 27, the one near the nursing home, has several people who are sick.
Meanwhile, Iâm feeling fine, and so are my coworkers who had the flu right after me.
And so onâŚ
It is now week 9 of the pandemic.
Each of these circles represents another week in the spread of the virus, with more and more people infected. You can see that the nursing home and the fire station in the upper right were contained by week 3, because they quarantined and stopped it. That outbreak made the news. But what didnât make the news were all the people in the lower left, the ones who continue to spread it to one or two, maybe three people. Once in a while, a large cluster flares up, but for the most part, itâs silent.
What you might not see is how much of this graph rolls back up to me and my actions.
Fully 2/3 of the reblogs cases are the product of my infection. If you take me out of the picture, itâs not just those four people I infected that donât get it. Itâs the 7 people they infected. And the people they infected. And the people they infected.
Without me, it is over in Week 5. My single infection in week 1 ended up causing this to run for another month. If Iâd stayed home that day instead of reblogging going to the office, it wouldâve made a huge difference. It doesnât really matter who patient zero was, every person on this graph is essentially patient zero of their own outbreak.
This is why staying home when sick matters. This is why hand-washing matters. This is why social distancing matters. This is why schools are closed and why large companies are having people work from home and why March Madness is canceled.
Because just one infection matters.

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Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.
via 10/10
IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE AN ADEQUATE VISUAL FOR THIS CONCEPT FOR Y E A R S IM CRYING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.
this guy works on spongebob
SPONGEBOB BECOMES HUMANBOB TODAY
Wait a minuteâŚ..
HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TIME!!!
HE WHAT
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THE SOUR MUST FLOW
using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirusÂ
So in Minnesota thereâs this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If thereâs a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is itâs considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. Thereâs even an expression:Â âI wasnât raised by wolves.â Anyway, hereâs the best local facebook post going around right now.Â
I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class
Humans are wild, huh?

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I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me
List of wild things in this video:
- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up âwhat to do if a dog has rabiesâ
- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacherâs podium
- Good Mythical Morning poster
- Inexplicable âNO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVEâ sign
- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters âWBOEOADRSâ in giant font on his computer screen
- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School
- The kid that yells âI hate them!â enthusiastically
- A sign that says âNO FREAKINGâ with a picture of two stick figures having sex
- Hand-painted âeducasion is overatedâ poster
- The fact that the class knows to say âstanding byâ when he tells them to stand by
- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog
- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise
- âDO YOUR BUCKING VOCABâ
âNot even God can help you now.â
Just boil the hell out of it
Thatâs how they make holy water in the first place, isnât it?
Nah, a priest can bless any old water and suddenly its holy. Glad they've stopped with the 'blessing water prevents bacteria' tho. Thats progress.
Im absolutely losing my mind at a hand sanitizer dispenser for holy water
Jaskierâs Triumphant Performance
I would love to see the outtake where that stuff hits Geralt in the face.
i was expecting there to be some kind of in universe Context for this scene and now iâve watched it and there WASNT which i think was very sexy of them. theyâre two guys who hang out together in the bath. one of them throws bath salts in a sexually ambiguous way and rubs chamomile on the other oneâs bottom because thatâs just how they roll.Â
Geralt
Jaskier
Steve Rogers except the serum made him super duper strong and incredible as always but his body stayed the same size.
He comes out of the chamber and theyre all just like 'aw man it didnt work' and send him home and he FULLY doesnt even realise he's become 800Ă more powerful until he trudges back to his apartment and accidentally puts his fist straight through the solid oak door as he's pushing it open. And hes just like..........hm. okay. I'm kinda pooped tho so I'll deal with that in the morning.
He eventually does still manage to become cap, he wears the same uniform, carries the same shield, but... Everyone involved just has no idea how this skinny bastard man works like WHERE IS THE MUSCLE???? WHAT ARE THE PHYSICS????? Every single villain that sees him for the first time underestimates him to an embarrassing degree and they laugh at him when they see his ruler-thin ass for the first time or wonder whether the 'real' Cap that everyone fears is out of commission or smthn but then Steve just. Idk pulls a helicopter out of the sky and throws it at them and theyre like????? I BEG YOUR PARDON??????
Fullmetal alchemist
I was giggling right up until "Fullmetal Alchemist" and then I was full on cackling.

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Gerenuk
i hate that they can move their limbs like that so much.
if i drew this and asked for critique on any art site, i know that every critique would tell me to go study more basic anatomy and lecture me about how joints dont work like that
Unfortunately, every picture of a gerenuk is like that.
Theyâre just incorrigibly fucked up and if you tried to draw them as they actually are, itâs a cinch youâd get heaps of people trying to redline that shit for you and telling you to âfixâ it.
tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you canât convince me otherwiseÂ
I CANâT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didnât want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008
THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!
They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovskyâs fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didnât want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT âYEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANISTâS FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARESâ
Tchaikovsky DONATED IT FOR THAT PURPOSE. why did this creep anyone out? and why did they cave to the audienceâs weird hangups?
some people are cowards
Cowards Iâm not watching Hamlet unless thereâs a real-ass skull in there
Let the man have his post-mortem stage time.
Man if you have the chance to recite Shakespeare to Tchaikovskyâs actual skull and you turn it down, I have already lost faith in your ability to embody Hamlet
Guys, guys I looked up the rest of the story and it turns out this isnât the end of it:
After the use of Tchaikowskyâs skull was revealed in the press, this production of Hamlet moved to the West End and the RSC announced that they would no longer use Tchaikowskyâs skull (a spokesman said that it would be âtoo distracting for the audienceâ).[10] However, this was a deception; in fact, the skull was used throughout the productionâs West End run, and in a subsequent television adaptation broadcast on BBC2.[11] Director Gregory Doran said, âAndrĂŠ Tchaikowskyâs skull was a very important part of our production of Hamlet, and despite all the hype about him, he meant a great deal to the company.â[11]
They told everyone they stopped and then QUIETLY KEPT USING IT because OF COURSE they did.