Socks

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

I kinda understand the appeal of victoria and ygor being a domineering woman x her manservant, but their relationship to me is like ygor being a mangy feral cat that victoria fed until it wouldn’t leave her alone