*insert bad pun*

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

Official ornithology post

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank