Shitty writer

if you cant do the barest of bare minimums and not violate peoples boundaries, you shouldnt get to enjoy what they create.

Some hairstyle exploration with flame!

and then, two months later....

there are no rules. morals don’t exist or matter. killings happen daily. 

it’s a great example of survival of the fittest. 

the strong survive, the weak fall. 

that’s just how the server is. 

you can’t just magically force rules and order onto a server like unstable. that’s just not how it works. 

lettuce tried. people supported him. 

but out of what? fear? what benefit did anyone have from supporting lettuce other than living? 

anyone who fought back was killed. lettuce captured people. he sent armies to die. and sure, it was for “the good of the server” but was it really? or was lettuce just trying to force his morals and ideas onto a server that doesn’t have space for them? 

parrot tried. people supported him. people hated him. 

but why did they support parrot? they were either his friends (flame, theo, etc.) or they were new players, allowed to play on this server because parrot opened spawn. they owed something to parrot. 

parrot tried to force his morals and ideals onto a server that already had experienced lettuce. the members of the server only elected parrot once he defeated lettuce. 

and parrot was no better than lettuce. 

he killed. 

he manipulated. 

and in the end, he too, lost his crown to the anarchy of the server. to the people who fought back against him, just as parrot did to lettuce. 

and now saps is king. 

and while we haven’t seen enough of his plans to fully analyze him, we do know the kind of person he is. 

he lies. 

he kills. 

he manipulates people into trusting him. 

and then he uses them. 

he built a freaking kill trap at spawn to stop more players from joining. 

sound familiar? the mafia had a trap at spawn where anyone who joined was either killed or indoctrinated into the mafia. 

lettuce geared up any player he saw, killing those who fought back. capturing those who fought back.

nobody is a perfect leader. 

but expecting someone to be able to hold onto a role such as king is just unrealistic on an anarchy server. 

anarchy doesn’t want rules. in fact, it’s the exact opposite. 

so why does nobody see it? 

why do these players keep trying to change it? 

you can’t just change the ways of a thousand player server overnight. 

there will still be bandits. 

people will still starve to death. 

the server didn’t change when parrot became king. 

sure, he added some fancy builds to make it seem like he was doing something, but there was no changing how the server worked. 

lettuce didn’t change the server either. 

the only thing saps will be able to do is kill off a bunch of players and then get overthrown or lose his crown. 

kings don’t work in anarchy. 

anarchy resists rules. 

there is no changing the server. not unless something big happens. 

swap director au where parrot is the director (ooh! Very original!!) but with a twist

I noticed that in most swap aus, wifies pretty much just does what parrot did in paragon, which is no fun imo. so i added some tweaks to my swap au!